Oh So Trivial: Titanic – A Time Traveling, Sci-Fi Thriller?

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In the film Titanic, Jack mentions visiting the Santa Monica Pier, and fishing at Lake Wissota near Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. The Santa Monica Pier was built in 1916, and Lake Wissota is a man-made lake that was constructed in 1917. Each of these events happened four and five years respectively, after the Titanic sank in 1912. Is Jack from the future? Nope, just a dirty, filthy liar. Enjoy your watery, frozen grave in Hell, Jack.

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14 responses to “Oh So Trivial: Titanic – A Time Traveling, Sci-Fi Thriller?

  1. My theory (that i’ve just come up with) is that Jack is a robot sent from the future to save the life of Rose so that she can go on to be a horrible smart-assed old bitch that is rude to Bill Paxton.

    That’s why he sinks so fast, he’s an android

  2. Jack was quite possibly a ” misguided time traveler” from the future who had the misfortune of being transported back to 1912 as a 15 year old boy (making poor Rose look like a desperate 30 year old spinster)…poor casting sunk this ship!

    • Too right Mamma! I just couldn’t get past the creep factor of the appearance of such an age difference. I kept waiting for the cops to show up and haul Rose off to the pokey…for her underage pokey (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

  3. I noticed an ad on a bust stop bench today for the film fest. I guess it’s next week and i’ll be in exile. You going? I’d still like to meet you sometime.

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