In the film Titanic, Jack mentions visiting the Santa Monica Pier, and fishing at Lake Wissota near Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. The Santa Monica Pier was built in 1916, and Lake Wissota is a man-made lake that was constructed in 1917. Each of these events happened four and five years respectively, after the Titanic sank in 1912. Is Jack from the future? Nope, just a dirty, filthy liar. Enjoy your watery, frozen grave in Hell, Jack.
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My theory (that i’ve just come up with) is that Jack is a robot sent from the future to save the life of Rose so that she can go on to be a horrible smart-assed old bitch that is rude to Bill Paxton.
That’s why he sinks so fast, he’s an android
Brilliant! Now if that had been the plot to this movie, I might have actually liked it.
This post is FUCKING EXCELLENT!!! SCREW this stupid movie!
THANK YOU! I have never understood the mass appeal of this movie.
I NEVER have either… or Avatar.
OH MY GOD (I’m emphasizing this by actually spelling it out) THANK YOU!!!!! I wasn’t impressed with Avatar either!
I actually thought Avatar SUCKED.
Do you get the shocked looks from people too when you tell them you didn’t like Avatar? It’s like you just told them you kicked a puppy.
LOL yes!!
Rose should have shown him her boobs one last time.
It was the LEAST she could have done really.
Jack was quite possibly a ” misguided time traveler” from the future who had the misfortune of being transported back to 1912 as a 15 year old boy (making poor Rose look like a desperate 30 year old spinster)…poor casting sunk this ship!
Too right Mamma! I just couldn’t get past the creep factor of the appearance of such an age difference. I kept waiting for the cops to show up and haul Rose off to the pokey…for her underage pokey (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
I noticed an ad on a bust stop bench today for the film fest. I guess it’s next week and i’ll be in exile. You going? I’d still like to meet you sometime.