Indiana Jones may have been a Professor of Archeology, but he sure wasn’t well versed in the Bible. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indy tells the two government representatives that Moses received the Ten Commandments on Mt. Ararat. Wrong Ark, Indy. Moses was bequeathed the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai. Mt. Ararat is the supposed resting place of Noah’s Ark. You know…that big boat that sank when it hit an iceberg.
The Critical Cinephile 
Nice catch!! You’d think the people who made this movie would know that!!
Got big plans for the weekend??
I go where the wind takes me. I’m like a leaf on the….(impaled by large debris).
[Of course this joke only works if your a Firefly fan. If you’re not, then no, I don’t have any plans this weekend.]
{I have no idea what you’re talking about}
Well then just rest assured that I wasn’t actually impaled by large debris. What’s on your plate for the weekend?
GOOD!!!!
Hopefully nothing – i’ve been busy for, like, three straight weeks….
Well it sounds like you’re due for some cocktails and relaxation!
AMEN BABY!
He also got the length of the staff wrong. Im too tired to explain what the hell im talkin about!
Size does matter.
He was just flustered because he was thinking of banging that student who wrote “LOVE YOU” on her eyelids.
That’ll do it!